The Washington Post has an article about Gov. Romney's hair titled, "Romney: Hair for America."

Romney and his well-coifed campaign aides are going all out to woo Hairbelt voters, wherever they may be. As one aide joked, they may need to change their campaign slogan to "Team Romney: Well Coifed for America."

All joking aside, though, after Britney Spears' recent head shaving escapade, let's face it. America needs someone with Traditional Hair Values.