Tagg Romney introduced a mini-essay contest today:

The best submission will receive an all-expense paid trip for 2 to join me in the Romney family seats at Fenway Park for a Red Sox game. And four runner-ups will receive a baseball personally autographed by my dad.

How do you qualify? Simply (1) visit www.FreeStrongAmerica.com/essay for complete details and to see a special video message from my dad, (2) contribute at least $50 to my dad's PAC, and (3) email your 250-words-or-less answer to the question "What does a free and strong America mean to you?" to Essay@FreeStrongAmerica.com. The five best submissions will be featured on FreeStrongAmerica.com, and the author of the best answer, as decided by us, will win the baseball trip.

The contest ends June 24th, so get writing. It's only 250 words. That's fewer words than are contained in this email. We're looking forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,

Tagg

Okay, guys -- game on. Which of our lovely readers will get to hang out with Tagg? What are you waiting for? Open up Word and get to typing!

Update: Nancy, we're Apple snobs, remember? Our readers should be opening up Pages, not Word.

NANCY ADDS:

Come on, David, you're the only snob. Hey, here is Gov. Romney's pitch: