Charles, when you wrote about Gov. Romney's response to the "Flying Mrs. Nancy," it gave this Nancy pause. I grew up being called "Nancy Reagan" by my friends who didn't know any "Nancys" who liked to swing on tire swings instead of sip Metamucil. Then, for a brief period of time in history, people would invariably make Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding jokes.

Now, I have to share my name with Mrs. Pelosi?

The only solution to this, of course, will come when Gov. Romney asks me to be his running mate. Then, little liberal girls named Nancy all over America (are there any?) will roll their eyes when someone says, "You're Nancy? Like Vice President French?"